For those who love everything about Muslim extremism but still hate Muslims.

Oh. My. God.

And for that matter, Oh your god, Oh his god, Oh their god...
I feel a little guilty because my first response to reading about Repent Amarillo was to bust out in a fit of uncontrollable and very shameful giggles.
But real talk, you go over to their website and tell me whether you can take them seriously.

Let me explain, I first read about them while reading a post at ThinkProgress.org where they are being called the "Texas Taliban". On this Little Green Footballs post Repent Amarillo is likened to Hezbollah. Their aim is to help the city of Amarillo, TX repent and find forgiveness for their increasingly sinful ways.

I'm going to begin by simply talking about their website.
For some reason there is a fine flow of crystals falling from the top of the screen; much like a light drizzle of crack-cocaine.

On the home page there is a beautifully written notice titled "Notice", it explains: This site is not designed for non-christians, It is designed as a recruitment tool to call certain Christians to spiritual warfare, If you are not a Christian and you want to know more about becoming a Christian consider the following Links as resources. While some of them support our efforts, and some may not, it is not about us and it is not about them. It is about Jesus Christ.

The mentioned links include: Repent America, Hal Lindsey, and Bound 4 Life.

The website also includes a Warfare Map. I don't even know what to say. It lists locations in town that should be targeted and includes Gentlemen's Clubs, the town Islamic Center, and the St Andrews Episcopal Church (Since this church does not hold that Homosexuals will burn in hell they have been corrupted in the eyes of the lord and need to repent).

No, seriously, I have no idea what to say. Is this hateful? Is it just ignorant? How is this possibly legal? Maybe just a quick 'WHAT THE FUCK?' will suffice?

Yes I think that will do, What the fuck is going on in America? Aren't we supposed to the Melting Pot? How the hell did so much crazy get into the pot?!